Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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