Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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