I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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