you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
im on a boat
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