there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
