Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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