Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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