then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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