I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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