I want to walk on stilts...naked
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
It's shark week go big or go home
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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