I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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