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Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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