ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I need to align my fucking chakras
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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