He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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