the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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