I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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