No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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