he told me I talked like a deaf person
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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