I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
how does that bad decision feel?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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