I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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