They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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