drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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