Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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