I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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