BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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