So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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