We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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