ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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