I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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