Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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