No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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