He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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