Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
