i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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