best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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