Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
