Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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