I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
its liver damage thursday
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize