Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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