Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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