i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
this hospital has no fireball
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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