He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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