Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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