she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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