New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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