What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm too high and old for this...
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