Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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