rhymes with "ouble enetration"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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