this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
she smelled like a LAN party
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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