some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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