things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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