so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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