: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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