Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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